VEGETAURUS
Don’t you ever get lonely?

hellomerissa:

The thought of making out with an individual who is not vegetarian grosses me out. I’m gonna be single for the rest of time. ;(

vegetaurus:

Hi! Make him (whenever he comes along) brush his teeth before you kiss him! It helped me through a lot of issues back when I was still dating! …and also before my husband turned vegetarian. :D Good luck! Prince Charming Ethical will come along.